Sim Friend

[melanie]

Well I got my sim friend to work, basically it's email responses, I picked a guy Richie to be my friend. He's all over the board, first about designing cards, then working on kitchen and now about his boss...

* Name: Richie Vanleer
* Traits: Family Oriented, Couch Potato
* Skills: Charisma, Cooking, Guitar, Writing
* Career: (L1) Snitch

Anybody catch what is (could be) wrong with this last email:

Have I told you lately how much I hate my job? I hate my job more than slugs hate salt! My boss, Jade, is never happy with my work, yet she always swoops in to steal the credit for doing it. The brass hooked her up with a fat bonus and all-expense paid vacation, and all I got was a year membership to the Bacon of the Month Club.

I am definitely quitting soon, but first I want to get some revenge against that jerk. Do you have any good payback ideas for me?

1 Place an ad listing everything in your boss's office as for sale.
2 Remove all windows and doors from your boss's office.
3 Woohoo your boss's spouse on your boss's desk.



This is what I think is wrong, but hey I'm equal opportunity...

Jade... his boss... is a she...

#3 option, woohoo boss spouse (a he) on her desk... some male on male action! lolol Too funny!

I think I'll pick the 3rd option for the heck of it... was going to do the 1st but lets live dangerously...

UPDATE: Got a response!



Woohooing my boss's spouse, Haydee, on her desk was the single most satisfying experience in my life to date. Not only was she attractive, the desk was surprisingly well padded. I am tempted to stick around and see how long I can keep it up.

Haydee invited me out to their lake house for a secret lunchtime rendezvous. Afterward, I will save a picture of myself on my boss's deck, in her robe as my new work computer screensaver.


Trust Earned = 1
Skill Increase = Charisma : 1

Comments

[hkellick]

Yeah, I'm getting a huge chuckle out of my SimFriend. Even when she doesn't do what I want! :D

My Sim Friend is named Susie. She's Evil, a Great Kisser, Brave and.. I forget what else.

Right now, she's having a romance with a coworker. That's not a problem, is it? >;)

I'm liking SimFriend MUCH better than SimSocial.. it's much funnier. I LOVE Some of these questions we're getting. >;D

[melanie]

I updated with my guy's info... and I thought it was funny... it says does my advice help with his career >.> nope!!

[hkellick]

OMG, Hahahaha! That's funny! Ignoring the problem (So your boss is a girl. I guess in Simsville, Prop 8 hasn't been passed) .. it's freaking awesome that you got away with Woohoo on the Boss's Desk..

I don't know how that helps you get payback, but the Charisma point is nice ;)

[melanie]

I picked the mail me often option and yet he hardly emails, seeing all the possible achievements out there I know there is more so lets get to it!!

And apparently the boss is in a f/f relationship. The spouse wanted some man ^_^

[hkellick]

Also, note.. my sim is evil.. if she has a soft spot for Rhinos, it's either because she wants to kill them herself or she needs them for a diabolical scheme...

[melanie]

The horns are aphrodisiacs!!

[hkellick]

And with them she will TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD..

1) Save the Javan Rhino
2) Kill them for their Aphrodisiac Horns
3) ....
4) PROFIT! >;D

[melanie]

I'm a member of a Sims 3 community on LJ and this is what somebody said that has happened to her sim friend.

So far my sim has been abducted by alien, crashed the space ship while attempting to help clean, and lead an uprising of pregnant men. Sadly, after she arrived back home she was fired from her job for forgetting about an important project. Now she's a bit paranoid after seeing one of the men in black.

[hkellick]

Yeah. I'm watching a community on the EA UK site. There's definitely some INTERESTING story lines.

So far, my story line's been pretty normal.

my sim got to work and everyone was acting all nervous and grouchy so she split, and missed a nice bonus, then she went into work the next day and started working on the office party, hitting it up with one of the other guys on the party commission, they see a movie together, she quits because she's not sure how to make work and relationships go together and things are doing well. Now she's extending herself and caring about the Javan Rhinoceros (for her own Nefarious Uses later, I'm sure)

[melanie]

Got a new one!



Wow, for the first time ever I am actually looking forward to coming to work. Finally getting some payback against my evil boss worked so well, and felt so good that I am not sure I can quit. Plus, my friend Joanne was telling me that if I get fired I can collect unemployment until I find a new job, but if I quit, I am on my own.

So my new plan is to get myself fired. What's a fun way for me to try and get myself pink-slipped?

1 Show up to work wearing only your underwear.
2 Stop speaking and only give high-fives in response to everything.
3 Attempt to seduce all of your co-workers, badly.

I picked #3 of course! lol

[hkellick]

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I am curious how that will work out.. good luck!

[peachtess]

Heh too funny ^_^