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Well I got my sim friend to work, basically it's email responses, I picked a guy Richie to be my friend. He's all over the board, first about designing cards, then working on kitchen and now about his boss...
* Name: Richie Vanleer
* Traits: Family Oriented, Couch Potato
* Skills: Charisma, Cooking, Guitar, Writing
* Career: (L1) Snitch
Anybody catch what is (could be) wrong with this last email:
Have I told you lately how much I hate my job? I hate my job more than slugs hate salt! My boss, Jade, is never happy with my work, yet she always swoops in to steal the credit for doing it. The brass hooked her up with a fat bonus and all-expense paid vacation, and all I got was a year membership to the Bacon of the Month Club.
I am definitely quitting soon, but first I want to get some revenge against that jerk. Do you have any good payback ideas for me?
1 Place an ad listing everything in your boss's office as for sale.
2 Remove all windows and doors from your boss's office.
3 Woohoo your boss's spouse on your boss's desk.
This is what I think is wrong, but hey I'm equal opportunity...
Jade... his boss... is a she...
#3 option, woohoo boss spouse (a he) on her desk... some male on male action! lolol Too funny!
I think I'll pick the 3rd option for the heck of it... was going to do the 1st but lets live dangerously...
UPDATE: Got a response!
Woohooing my boss's spouse, Haydee, on her desk was the single most satisfying experience in my life to date. Not only was she attractive, the desk was surprisingly well padded. I am tempted to stick around and see how long I can keep it up.
Haydee invited me out to their lake house for a secret lunchtime rendezvous. Afterward, I will save a picture of myself on my boss's deck, in her robe as my new work computer screensaver.
Trust Earned = 1
Skill Increase = Charisma : 1
* Name: Richie Vanleer
* Traits: Family Oriented, Couch Potato
* Skills: Charisma, Cooking, Guitar, Writing
* Career: (L1) Snitch
Anybody catch what is (could be) wrong with this last email:
Have I told you lately how much I hate my job? I hate my job more than slugs hate salt! My boss, Jade, is never happy with my work, yet she always swoops in to steal the credit for doing it. The brass hooked her up with a fat bonus and all-expense paid vacation, and all I got was a year membership to the Bacon of the Month Club.
I am definitely quitting soon, but first I want to get some revenge against that jerk. Do you have any good payback ideas for me?
1 Place an ad listing everything in your boss's office as for sale.
2 Remove all windows and doors from your boss's office.
3 Woohoo your boss's spouse on your boss's desk.
This is what I think is wrong, but hey I'm equal opportunity...
Jade... his boss... is a she...
#3 option, woohoo boss spouse (a he) on her desk... some male on male action! lolol Too funny!
I think I'll pick the 3rd option for the heck of it... was going to do the 1st but lets live dangerously...
UPDATE: Got a response!
Woohooing my boss's spouse, Haydee, on her desk was the single most satisfying experience in my life to date. Not only was she attractive, the desk was surprisingly well padded. I am tempted to stick around and see how long I can keep it up.
Haydee invited me out to their lake house for a secret lunchtime rendezvous. Afterward, I will save a picture of myself on my boss's deck, in her robe as my new work computer screensaver.
Trust Earned = 1
Skill Increase = Charisma : 1